Welcome to Facebook, Bo Burnham! You’ll fit right in! And with your penchant for racist jokes that are older than you are, you might hit up Reddit, too. You’ll be a superstar in no time!
Everything on this site is publicly available from YourOpenBook.org. If you're here, it's because you publicly posted it, you dumb shit.
March 16, 2012
Bo Burnham
March 15, 2012
Jessica Pearson
Jessica Pearson hates black people. Except the ones who sing and dance for her, apparently.
March 14, 2012
Brian French
Aw, shit, I expect better from Berkeley, you know? Brian French is racist trash who also digs the Circle Jerks. I don’t think they approve, fucko.
March 13, 2012
David Hodgson
David Hodgson seems to think singing racist and misogynist shit is going to get him on TV, but he’s mistaken, since X-Factor isn’t hosted by Jeremy Clarkson. Audition to host Top Gear, doofus!
March 12, 2012
Jake Peebles
Jake Peebles doesn’t post much, but when he does, it’s generally complete nonsense.
March 11, 2012
Tater Williams
Tater Williams is one of those guys who says stupid racist shit and gets called out by one of his friends. Godspeed you, Cave Man, whoever you are.
March 2, 2012
Scott “Rocketbong” Drummond
Scott “Rocketbong” Drummond, who must be admired for having no employment prospects whatsoever based on his Facebook URL and the sheer amount of crazy-ass angry racism he posts, insists that he’s not racist and would hate the Obamas “if they were pink”, which I suppose explains all the anti-pink slurs he posts.
March 1, 2012
Brian Schlimmer
As you stare into Brian Schlimmer’s eyes, you can see the wheels turning behind them, calculating the stupidest possible thing he could say. Truly, he is an artist, and his art, smeared on the walls of Barnes and Nobles bathrooms across the tri-county area, will endure forever, or at least until the shift lead makes somebody clean it up and promises them the rest of the day off.
February 29, 2012
Matt Oubre
Man I’m not even gonna lie, the ones where somebody says something shitty and they get called out on it by their friends? Warms my fucking heart. Hats off, Felicia.
February 28, 2012
Daniel Newcomb
Eden, North Carolina’s Daniel Newcomb doesn’t like Barack Obama, and can’t find a way to express it without using incendiary racist bile.
He also doesn’t know the difference between “losers” and “loosers”, but seeing as how he’s having difficulty with “don’t be a racist dick”, I suppose spelling would be a bit much to ask.
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